We'll cut his heart out with a spoon.....

Why a spoon?
It's duller, you twit, it'll hurt more.




If that boy hurts my girl he'll be in a world of pain. Not even from me, although if I saw him he'd lose an appendage or two, but from my girl. I wouldn't cross M. She just might have the mystical power of making men need hospitalization......


More enlightening posts will come; this was just created today so I could comment on her new angry blog. But I'm sure we'll get to all that....